uwplattevilleconfessions:

If you call me past 1am you better want to have sex with me or you are on fire.

(via belle-in-boots)

emasturbating:

i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

(via tauntedwaters)

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

(via likewhythough)

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

yiffmebabyonemoretime:

If I had a dime for every time an adult man made me feel uncomfortable:

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(via likewhythough)

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

(via awharrys)

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

(via gnarly)

Lies are the worst 😥

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

(via wannaseethesandonyourpaintedtoes)